Help!

We've had an incredible summer and Woz has the camping bug. He's been online tonight looking at airstream caravans. Which I love by the way, but it's just that we haven't really been thinking along those lines lately. But eBay is a marvelous thing: he's now digressed to an ex-German firetruck. Seats six.

Nate is in on it too. 'Dad do you have enough money if I use all my pocket money too? No really, I mean it.'
 
I'm not sure exactly if they're wanting us to sleep in it, drive it or both. Either way I'm out.